The Mojo Office

Cleaning up the empties, throwing away the trash… posting updates on the bulletin board …somebody’s gotta do it.

“Our Server Crashed!” Yeah. Right.

02/19/2010
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before … “We had so many people scrambling to sign up for  -

…”Our exclusive, one-time-only Internet Marketing Magic Class!“

…”My Maui Weekend Millionaire-Maker Workshop and Firewalk!”

…”Our Great Big Teleconference with the Top 20 Sales Experts!”

…”The Gigantic Bag o’ Exclusive Blockbuster Website Graphics!”

-that our server crashed!”

Hmmm – thought so.

computer-crashFact is, it takes about 20,000 hits an hour –maybe many more -to crash the average server. Although you can’t prove it by me. Nothing I’ve ever done warrants that kind of attention, darn it. So if anyone other than Twitter, Facebook, Amazon or the other giants give you a “too busy” screen…it’s probably jive talking.

That being said, -there WAS a glitch in the Marketing Mojo engineering room earlier this week. And it did cause PayPal to turn away a few people who were attempting to sign up for the Marketing Mojo Inner Circle. And that’s no jive.

But no, the system didn’t crash because you tried to beat down the door at once –all 20,000 of you. In fact, you were all very well-behaved. Which is why I’m letting you know that we did have a problem and we did concoct a potion to fix the glitch and now all is well  -although gremlins can be elusive, so one never knows for sure.

To the point -If you tried to get into the Inner Circle and weren’t allowed in, please try again right here. If you have any problems or questions, just call or email us at the office.

If you didn’t get a chance to sign up for the Inner Circle, there’s still time to get in the door for the low premiere rate. (Again -and this is no jive -we will be raising the rent next time around.)

The Inner Circle gives you access to our newly developed Guide to Marketing Mojo, forums, interviews with top marketing folk, access to information and resources 24/7, in what ever format works best for you…print, video and audio.

In 30-60 minutes each week, over a roughly 20-week span, I’ll be revealing my best marketing secrets specific to small business owners and operators. Together, we’ll implement the Marketing Mojo that will eliminate your need to hunt for new business or persuade customers to choose your business over your competition.

Sure, it’ll take a little work on your part. You’re in business – you’re always going to have to work hard. But Marketing Mojo will show you how to work smarter so your marketing efforts pay off – rather than just sapping your time, energy, and money.

As I mentioned the other day, we’re restricting the initial membership to just 200 people. When we’ve reached our initial limit of 200, we’re closing the doors for awhile so I can work closely with our members one-on-one ,as we unveil the secrets of Marketing Mojo. When we reopen, the subscription fee will be significantly higher. So if you want to get in while the getting’s good – and before the gremlins strike again – do it now!

Get all the details right here.

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Christmas used to be the best…

12/22/2009
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Christmas used to be the best when I believed in Santa Claus…I wanna be 15 again!

Happy Holidays, y’all! Laissez les bon temps roulez!

>Say Merry Christmas to the Mojo Krewe

“Scotty, we’ll need everything you’ve got.”

06/11/2009
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Nope. I’m not a Trekkie. But I AM a huge believer in the power of moving images and recorded sound, and thus, we are intending to present a great deal of Mojo Info through the medium of video.

Hey, y'all. Say hello to Scott Allman.

Hey, y'all. Say hello to Scott Allman.

We have considerable plans in the works and I’m delighted that we have found a person of considerable talent to make it happen here.

All-around cool guy, broadcast video producer and consultant Scott Allman comes to the Mojo team with an impressive set of qualifications. Among other things, Scott is…

  • * A two-time Emmy Award and 10-time Telly award-winning videographer…

    * Host of the popular Capital City Blues Cruise weekly radio show -now in its 22nd year…!

    * A professional blues guitar player and one of the founders of the popular R&B group Root Doctor

    * A lover of crayfish, Abita Turbodog, the Louisiana Music Factory, Doc’s Mojo Gumbo and all other things New Orleans…

    * Graduate of the University of New Mexico School of Architecture and Planning…

    * The Devoted Keeper of three cats…

    * A terrific cook and grillmaster…and

    * Owner of his own broadcast video production company.

  • The fact that Scott is a good friend of ours and occasional bandmate had absolutely nothing to do with inviting him to throw his lot in with us.

    You’re gonna see the results of his expertise real soon now. We’ve already captured a few of my best marketing secrets on video, and he’s busy getting them ready for us to share with you right here. Stay tuned.

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